Trashy Holidays from [the rats of] New York City!

This year, my household's holiday card will celebrate ("celebrate") one of New York City's most iconic images:

Cartoon-style holiday greeting card. A rat heads toward the feast of trash that's overflowing from a trash can. At the center of the overflowed trash is a slice of pepperoni pizza. The trash can has been decorated with a string of multicolored holiday lights. The greeting is: Trashy Holidays from New York City!

The back of the card explains why this problem is so commonplace on NYC's streets and says how we could fix it:

Piles of trash blocking sidewalks and bike lanes are as iconic a part of New York City as the Brooklyn Bridge and the subway, but it doesn't have to be this way. Sealed waste containers could replace a couple street parking spots on every block to ensure trash stays where it belongs - in the bin!

I've made a few versions of this card that you can print on a standard 8.5" by 11" letter piece of paper and fold into quarters:

Trashy Holidays from New York City! card with the black border and a small offset to account for folding and Trashy Holidays from New York City! card with the black border and no offset to account for folding, if you're confident you can reliably do borderless printing such that the border around the design is centered when folded
Trashy Holidays from New York City! card without the black border, if (like me) you're not so sure of your printer

The "Trashy Holidays from New York City!" card design is licensed under the Creative Commons - Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International license so anyone can print it for non-commercial purposes!